I have nothing against smokers

But seriously, what's up with all the people I work with going out for a smoke break every hour? I kid you not, where ever I go during the day, not matter what time, I pass the smokers group outside the employee entrance. Roll into the office at 8:47, smokers outside. Show up late, at 9:10, smokers outside. Step outside to take a personal phone at 10:18, smokers outside. Take lunch at 12:30, smokers outside. Return, 1:15, smokers. No wait, leave for a late lunch, 1:40, smokers out on the patio next to the deli. You get the picture... Every time I walk into the building I feel like I'm walking into a bar, there's always a group of them right outside the door.

They get all the breaks -- well, aside from that hacking cough, that sneeze that sounds like a gunshot, the allergies, the stink, the phlegm, and the deadly cancer.